2:36 p.m. - 2009-08-16
lists
things i would buy if i had money:
- a digital camera
- surgery for my eyes so i can see
- new clothes, especially jeans and pantyhose

things i would do if i were cool:
- write this essay RIGHT now instead of making lists
- take pictures of all the cool things i do
- suck dick for fifties
- be a CANADIAN porn star
- break up with my "boyfriend"

things my cat would say if he could speak:
- give me OLIVES
- fuck you
- tell me how beautiful i am
- get the hell away from my mothers

things i will write about in my next zine:
- incest
- bisexuality
- girlzines